dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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