I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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