She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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