can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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