We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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