that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
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Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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