are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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