Heybabeimwearingurpanties
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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