Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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