Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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