Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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