Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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