i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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