Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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