her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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