my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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