my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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