haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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