I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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