This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dignity is for republicans.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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