i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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