You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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