They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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