singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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