summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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