Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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