OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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