new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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