Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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