we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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