I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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