is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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