Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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