apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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