I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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