hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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