Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we made out on top of his cat.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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