Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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