Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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