Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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