I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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