please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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