Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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