there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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