guys are not supposed to queef...right?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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