dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I believe in your delicious
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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