I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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