It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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