Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it glows. i had to have it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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