You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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